Website of Benji!

I like a pint, I like a brawl

Local sports fans love me.

I support three things: The Bills, The Sabres and Sinn Fein/A 32 County Socialist Ireland

When I drink, I'm good.

A word from Stevie

Benji is a mad lad. Sure he gets spooked easily, but he's a right fucking laugh. The other day he drank a cup of mustard at 3 in the afternoon. Nobody asked him to, he just did it because he's a fucking legend.

A fun fact about Benji that he keeps a secret is that he fucking loves trains. Again, mental. If Steve Jobs hadn't died for no reason in 2011, he'd probably admit that Benji is Stepwise too.

I'll hand things back to Benji now. Keep fucking the system, son.

Stevie DuBois, MARRIED MAN.

Invite me to your wedding. Stevie did and I'll have 78 drinks, and pick up any scraps ;)

Email me? Nope, just page me, berk.